Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"