Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.