Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"