A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
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Because it's the scenter!
Tell Jamal to drop it
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
They ran out of juice!
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
Bobby
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A midget.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Life.
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You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
The same middle name.
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
An Iceburgh.
It's three letters in. "H".
To get to the middle.
And the answer is, 'Knee'
Annette.
Because it keeps hitting pause.
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
A medium medium on the median.
Bob
Amandeep trouble.
So you would never know what side he was on.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
Same middle name.
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Bait.
Their middle name.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
A very very big spider !
A polo bear !
Russell !
Annette !
What could go wrong " My son apparently
I'm in the middle of *no Wear*
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
An Airbus A320.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
steer clear
Plot twisting!
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
A bear-icade
Your noggin
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
The e-quator.
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
Sinkhole de Mayo
Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
They share the same middle name.
A rural pool.
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
A mutt in a rut !
Their knee.
A landmine.
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
Ohio.
They have the same middle name!
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
Because its in the middle of water!!!
Same middle name!
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Elaine
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Annette!
American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
the republican presidential candidates.
He thought they were a delivery service
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
Nostrildamus
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."
You gotta Mufasa"
Nothing. They haven't met yet.
A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
