Leave Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.