What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"