Right Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

Blonde Left Leg Jokes More Blonde Left Leg Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode