Right Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.