What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.