Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....