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How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery