You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
Coke addicts.
Amazon prime.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
By spending a large fortune.