Coke Addict Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Liner Jokes More Liner Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)