Coke addicts.
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You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Because he was addicted to Coke.
He didn't even finish grad school.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
A buck an ear.
WATAAAAAR
The Royal Wii.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
A two liner.
A barber!
They're both Decomposing
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
Because they're inbred.
