Coke addicts.
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A two liner.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
With its punchline
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
A surrender monkey
It's a tie.
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
tattoo master
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
A dry doc.
URINE. I'll let myself out.
Shorts!
