Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Whose line is it anyway?

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Short Legged Cow Jokes More Short Legged Cow Jokes

What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.