Short Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.