What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.