What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her