Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.