Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How did the feminist die?

Alone

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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The referee

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.