Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

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What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase