How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.