How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww