How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.