How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Previous Random Joke Next

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?