What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !