What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after