What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.