What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.