What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!