What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.