How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.