How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!