Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.