Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.