They both make pop tarts.
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I want you inside of me.
Pop-tart.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
I usually put bread in a toaster.
Because his mother was in a jam.
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
It's all in the execution."
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
Nothing.
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"
They can both bring out the child from within.
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
