They both make pop tarts.
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Coffee Mug
I want you inside of me.
Pop-tart.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
A slice of Pi.
pi
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Piece of cake.
Strawberry filled forever.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
101 damnations
Disney spells.
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
You pop up all night.
Pumps cream into tarts.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
