Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box