What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"