What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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He drowned them in the morning.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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They both came in a yellow box

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like