What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.