What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..