What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.