What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

W Jokes More W Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.