What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

W Jokes More W Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..