What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.