Awkward.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
he threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
A cud missle!
Im hard
Luke warm. im sorry
Pray-list.
He force quit.
Bite me.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Merci backup.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
