What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody