What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.