What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.