Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.