Roller Skate Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.