What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.