What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.