Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?

A clotheshorse !

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

nofilter