What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

Television Jokes More Television Jokes

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !