What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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A LOCOmotive.

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.