What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV