What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.