What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.