What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Previous Random Joke Next

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Harrison Ford Jokes More Harrison Ford Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.