How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.