How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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A smoke aLaama.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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To the Allahu Akbar

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.