What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.