What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.