What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.