Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.