Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.