How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.