How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke