How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

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What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.