How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there