What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.