What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes