Bad Type Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

Bad Guy Jokes More Bad Guy Jokes

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"