What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy