What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K