When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

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I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

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What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant