When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

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Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant