How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees