How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.