Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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Why do divers fall backwards from boats?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!