Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.