Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why do divers fall backwards from boats?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!