Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Diver Jokes More Diver Jokes

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why do divers fall backwards into the water?

If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.