How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers