How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.