How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything